If there was one person I'd want around for the zombie apocalypse...

...it would be Toph Bei Fong.

They won't be expecting one lone warrior

'It's just crazy enough to work!'

Sign your confession...

...or we start cutting.

F*cking Flatheads

F*cking flatheads are everywhere.

Ardee

The First Law isn't all barbarians, magic and swords...

It also has themes like drunkenness, apathy and self-loathing mostly in the form of Ardee West.

West and his bestest buddy Black Dow

The Evolution of West

I like West. He's a complicated character with a lot going.

Kablam!

Left 4 Fortress 2

Before he became The Bloody Nine

This was my attempt to make Logen look like a younger man. Before he charged down the hill at Carleon, lost a finger and gained an evil reputation.

When it's the zombie apocalypse...

...you have to enjoy the little things.

Teh Thunderhead

Glokta. He's still got it... Part II

'Perhaps he should have been gibbering with fear, but all he could think was 'when was the last time I had a woman on top of me?'

Glokta. He's still got it...

Actually he doesn't.

'Put a cleaver in my hand and it's as steady as a rock, but ask me to hold a ring and I nearly wet myself. Courage Sand, courage.'

Now they look down on nothing

This is a scene out of Before They Are Hanged. I like these little moments between characters when we get to learn more about their thoughts and feelings.

Also, on account of my poor penmanship, here is the text for you:

Logen:
'This empire's come and gone and here they still are, looking down on it all.
Here they'll still be long after all of us have gone back to the mud.'

'They looked down on my home.'

*Spits

'Now they look down on nothing.'


Jezal:
'Will you go back to The North after this?'

Logen:
'Maybe, I have some scores to settle. Some deep hard scores.'

'But if I let them lie, I don't suppose anyone will be worse off for it. I reckon they all think I'm dead. And no one is anything but relieved about it.'

Nobody cares a shit about Hufflepuff

It's true. Even the sorting hat calls it the house of mediocrity. Way to live up to your name, Albus Severus Potter.

More Tales of High Adventure

In order from left to right:

Pangur, Farooq, Redwulf the Black and Gub.

The First of the Magi

Bayaz. Steampunkified.

Sidenote: I hate my monitor. Colour always looks much better on my cintiq.

It's a... TAAAAAAAAANK!

If you've ever played L4D you might understand why this might be considered mildly amusing.

Boom!

First animation in a long time that doesn't involve space marines, space orks or space daemons from another dimension.

Life Drawses

Full Circle

'By the dead, Bloody Nine, you never change. You're like some old dog no one can stop from barking.'

-Bethod

We're screwed

Well shit...

It's time for business

Holy crap, this twice weekly posting thing is kicking my ass.

Anyways, I like Bret and Jermaine.

Twice weekly posting: 10

Bacon Sandvich

Bacon: The one you love.

Twice weekly posting: 09

Monday Night Combat

Assassin

Posting has taken a decided downturn on account of my internets malfunctioning.

Twice weekly posting: 08

Left 4 Dead's Zoey

'I can't get over how fast they all are. It's not even fair. I'm calling zombie bullshit on that.'

-Zoey

Twice weekly posting: 07

Left 4 Dead's Louis

'Stay positive guys. I got a good feeling about this.'

-Louis

Twice weekly posting: 06

Left 4 Dead's Francis

'I hate Ayn Rand'

-Francis

Twice weekly posting: 05

Left 4 Dead's Bill

'I'll see peace back on Earth if I gotta murder everyone of these animals with my own bare hands.'

-Bill

Twice weekly posting: 04

I wish my clothes fit

Twice Weekly Posting: 03

Vikings

There has been a notable lack in the quality and quantity of vikings on this blog.

Twice weekly posting: 02